2 small children
1 part thirst
2 parts fatigue
Stir well and add:
1 Mariners game ending in extra innings
This recipe is especially helpful to bring to Safeco Field where outside drinks are prohibited and a bottle of water costs $4.50.
We chose to add some cotton candy to our batch, but it's totally optional. It mellows the whine just a touch.
Of course, an entire course of whine by itself is a little overwhelming. Be sure to pair it with just a few smiles.
And maybe a little clapping.
One thing I would definitely recommend leaving out- a whole row of exceptionally loud Red Sox fans.